I Am So Beyond Cursed Here

For real no matter what I do I end up with a black model I'm cryin omfg.

Trying to do a real simple render just to try the method PikachuNova  showed me (in video form on Youtube) and I just keep getting this all black thing. I've used every file in there for him and none of them change anything. I believe the nodes are correct (though in messing with them I managed to also turn everything white and gray) and I'm so lost omfg

I just wanna make cool renders

And maybe you know some porn or something because I'm a perv.

Bonus: It's not the lamp placement   sta.sh/0osk5waq3kn